Will Work for Knife

Last month we harvested a literal ton of red cabbage for Second Harvest, a local food bank.

Turns out that if you hand Christian a knife, he will work tirelessly at whatever task you set upon him…as long as it involves THE KNIFE.

No matter that it is a spreading spatula with a small serrated edge. They work quite well for sawing the cabbage off their stalks.

In this particular case, he harvested a surprising amount of red cabbage. Dang, I can’t believe how big each plant was. Everything was so cabbage-y. Haven’t eaten the cabbage yet, though, we should, as all the stuff we’ve brought home from the field is delicious.

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May Songs

These are just the four seasonal songs and handplays I change out every month.

i am the earth and the earth is me,

i am right where i am supposed to be ,

i am loving and loved, secure and calm,

i am the words of nature’s song

by Caroline Colesworthy

 

Five Little Peas

Five little peas in a pea pod, pressed

One grew, two grew, and so did all the rest.

They grew and grew and would not stop.

Until one day, the pod went POP!

 

Tree song

Trees have roots, a trunk, and a crown.

The trunk goes up and the roots grow down.

The roots go down and spread around,

And hold the tree firmly in the ground.

 

 

Shepherd’s Hey

I can whistle, I can sing, (Take 7 steps forward, stop)

I can do most anything! (Clap 7 times)

I can dance and I can play, (Take 7 steps backward, stop)

I can do the shepherd’s hey! (Clap 7 times)

shepherd’s hey (3 claps to the right of the body and up)

shepherd’s hey (3 claps to the left of the body and up)

I can (clap above right leg, clap under right leg,)

do the (clap above left leg, clap under left leg)

shep (clap front of body)

herd’s (clap back of body)

hey! (clap above body)

 

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Contemporary Macrame

Raise your hand if you are driven crazy by your incessantly tangled earphone cords.

That’s me jumping up and down with my right arm up high. I know I need to use them, but no matter how I coil them, they get snarled into an electronic mess that requires way too much of my time.

Sierra found this idea online (it’s all over pinterest and lifehacker): wrap the cords with crochet thread using a friendship bracelet macrame knot called the Chinese Staircase. You may not recognize these names, but as soon as you see it you will know what I am talking about. The wrapped cords are too stiff to tangle!

There is a great little post about how to do it at the blog, Contemporary Farm Girl. The best part of her post is her youtube tutorial. This is a good no-nonsense home DYI video. The post with detailed directions is here. I am just including the video, which might be enough if you have any level of experience with macrame or friendship bracelets.

The Chinese Staircase looks a like a spiraling bump going up the earphone cord. It is made with the first half of a square knot repeated over and over again.

I had fun picking out my colors and deciding on a “pattern” (ultimately, I chose to do each earphone cord and the long “Y” cord in three different colors. the earphone with the speaker that goes in my right will be done in red for easy identification).

This is what happens when my friend Sierra comes to visit; I get excited about projects. I’ve started this project (taking over one corner of the dining room table) and I’ve also cast on a chunky monkey for my nephew expected to arrive in December.

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In lieu of traveling…

I like to plan out the time when friends and family visit ME.

Outsiders may see it as controlling, but so far, everyone just rolls with it. I posted one such summer itinerary here. When my brother saw the post after a week into the visit, he said, “Glad I didn’t see this in advance, because I would have been stressed!” But ironically we HAD followed the schedule nearly to a T with very little stress for my brother who is the ultimate roll-with-it kind of guy.

So, my dear friend Sierra arrives today with three of my favorite kids (one of whom is promised to marry Christian). This is what we’ve fleshed out so far:

May 4, Friday- Into LA, landing at around 10:30am, driving to Jeannie’s house (Laguna Niguel Regional Park, Kogi Truck), homemade oxtail pho for dinner

May 5, Saturday- OC Waldorf May Faire, Gen’s Bday, hotel in LA (couldn’t convince sis to do grunion run)
May 6, Sunday- Sierra’s Bday, Wi Spa with scrub, noodles with black bean sauce in Koreatown, drive to Rinconada Dairy
May 6-10- Rinconada Dairy
May 10, Thursday- Jeannie’s house in afternoon, grilled sausage for dinner, chill on grassy lawn with kids
May 11, Friday- Hike Holy Jim, Mexican food for lunch or dinner
May 12, Saturday- to Mom’s house in evening
May 13, Sunday- Mother’s Day w/mom
May 15- To Joshua Tree to help Jeannie with the Korean BBQ in Joshua Tree National Park
May 16, Wednesday- Back to mom’s house. Massage and Facial w Gen in Temecula, mom watch kids
May 17, Thursday- 9:30am Laser Hair Newport then fun OC activity (whale watching? rent paddle boards? eat at True Food Kitchen?), to Jeannie’s house
May 18, Friday-  (dyeing with fig and eucalyptus? shik do rak?)
May 19, Saturday- Flying out of LA at 10:25am

 

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Reading My Eyeballs Out

 

“…the wilderness had a clarity that included me.”

I’m halfway through a book I started yesterday, and I have the sore eyeballs to prove it. Cheryl Strayed walked the Pacific Coast Trail by herself at age 26 to try and find a way back to her life that has been a trainwreck since her mother died of cancer four years previously. I’ve always been a sucker for a good walk story – and I’ve always wanted to walk the PCT myself – but something about Strayed (she’s self-named) really appeals to me.

The obvious is that she’s a female writer with a passion for the outdoors. I love that when she begins the trail in Mojave, she has in her ludicrously overweight backpack not one or two but FOUR books: Staying Found; The Pacific Coast Trail: Volume One California; William Faulkner’s As I Lay Dying; and Adrienne Rich’s The Dream of a Common Language. She reads poetry out loud to herself when she’s down and out on the trail (which is a lot in the beginning). The book is also peppered with poetry. To try and cut down on her massive backpack load, she burns the pages she read the previous night in each morning’s breakfast flame.

In each package she mails herself (for re-provisioning) she includes a good read. One of her first packages includes Flannery O’Conner’s Complete Short Stories, which is now on my list of things to read. She has a goodreads account too – I wonder how good she is at keeping up with it? I tried to check it out, but it’s been so long since I’ve visited my account, I couldn’t remember my password.

She happens to also be the same age as I am; we were both born in 1968, the year that The Pacific Coast Trail was made official. While she was hiking, I was doing my own crazy thing raising Bella on seven acres of desert in Joshua Tree.

And finally she writes the Dear Sugar column at rumpus.net, which a friend I love, but rarely see, urged me to check out a month ago. It was strange. She emailed me out of the blue and insisted I go to rumpus.net, she said it was “something I should know about.” I still don’t know what that means, but I tweeted about it.

It may all mean nothing, but I am glad to have finished Neal Stephenson’s REAMDE (also good, but a sci-fi behemoth), and to be following Strayed up the PCT.

She is very funny, but also brutally honest about a difficult past, which includes an abusive dad, sex binges, heroin, and a divorce. Not least, her mother (who made her eat raw garlic if she felt sick and grew her own herbal tea) was diagnosed with late stage lung cancer at age 45. She died 49 days after the diagnoses.

So, this is where I am if you’re looking for me: glued to my iPad at the kitchen table with a cup of hot tea. I was pretty psyched when I got Christian to bed by 8 this evening.

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Cow-Calf Combo

Sea lions on a bouy on the way out. These guys are the ones who can sit up on their flippers and bark - seals can't do either of those things. If you look closely to the right, there are two babies sunning themselves. Cuties!

Last week Christian and I joined a few friends on a whale watching boat tour out of Dana Point Harbor. I’ve always considered whale-watching to a bit of a touristy thing, because after all I have seen whales feeding just off the shore in Laguna Beach. Dolphins and sea lions are not uncommon, especially if you go to the beach a lot. But I was convinced to do this trip because it was half-price ($17/ two hours) and because there were three other moms I liked already going. I am very glad I went.

I'd forgotten that it could be windy and chilly out on a boat.

We saw whales almost immediately. In fact, we saw a mother-baby duo, that was just so sweet, because they would come up to spout simultaneously. We spent quite a bit of time chugging parallel to these guys and watching them breach over and over again. Apparently, Mom was bringing baby home to the Bering Strait after having birthed in the warm winter waters of Mexico. These gray whales do an annual roundtrip migration of 6000 miles: the longest known migration of any mammal.

All the cutie-pies in a row watching the sea. Christian not pictured - I'm sure he was making mischief elsewhere.

But, as is typical of whale watching, we saw a lot of whale back and some spouting water. It was exciting, because they were WHALES, but this cow-calf combo were serious about traveling north and weren’t pausing to do any feeding or fluke slaps to entertain us.

Luckily, our captain is a real dolphin-lover and he caught wind on his radio about a large pod of common dolphins. Sounded fun, but I had no idea what kind of treat we were in for. The pod was huge! More dolphins in one place than I have ever seen before. They were going nuts all around us, diving and arching out of the water in pairs and trios. These common dolphins were smaller too, than I’d ever seen before – each one was only about the length of my arm, so it looked like miniature dolphins putting on a show. The captain explained that common dolphins were rarely seen in captivity because they simply needed the large pod community to thrive and that they often existed in pods of thousands. This pod, the captain speculated was closer to 500 and was probably an offshoot of a larger pod nearby.

It was incredible. I am getting shivers thinking about it. They were so graceful, free, and happy. Perfect, really.

I don't know why I didn't think to take video footage of this playful pod. Although this picture belies my words, the captain said that there were probably around 500 dolphins in this pod. To get a better a feel for what we experienced, I am including somebody else's video of a dolphin "stampede" below. Ours was smaller, but same incredible frenzy of leaping and showing off.

P.S. Our trip was through Dana Wharf Sportfishing and Whale Watching. I believe they offer half-price trips every Tuesday.

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Hunting for Rattlesnakes

One of the more commonly seen types of scorpions. All glow under a black light, so night hunting can be especially productive ...and eerie.

Every morning this week, Christian has woken up asking if TODAY was the day we were going on a snake walk. Today, I finally got to say YES, TODAY IS THE SNAKE WALK! It was really easy to get Christian dressed and out of the house to drive up to Casper’s Wilderness Park where Steve Bledsoe (and friends) of Southwestern Field Herping Associates was going to lead a Herpetology Walk and Talk. (There are two free snake walks a month until the end of May. Check the Casper’s website for more details.)

We met Steve at Casper’s Adventure Day last week where he and his friends brought a dozen live specimens of snakes and reptiles commonly found in southern California. This included three rattlesnakes. This was a fantastic opportunity to really hunker down and get a close look at our backyard herps, as they were not in terrariums, but clear plastic boxes lined with sawdust.

Two of the boys loved lifting the boards. They, like the herpetologists, were wearing gaitors around their calves for protection and carried snake sticks.

These guys were a WEALTH OF INFORMATION, so I made sure to catch the snake walk this morning. And despite Steve’s warning that we were more likely to see centipedes and scorpions than snakes, we got to see three rattlesnakes after all. Plus skinks, centipedes, and scorpions.

There are some 60 boards laying in fields at Casper’s, specifically intended to create under-a-rock type places to attract reptiles. We walked along and carefully flipped these boards open, coming across squirrel grass stashes, invasive Argentinian ant colonies (which we did our best to disrupt), mouse nests, and all manner of beetles and bugs. The first skink we saw was a beautiful shimmery blue, which told us it was a juvenile, but it slipped away. The next one was not so fast and was promptly caught by one of the kids in the group. Unfortunately, in the passing from one hand to another, the skink lost its tail – which it will do intentionally to distract potential attackers. Believe me, I was distracted. I had no idea how much a detached tail would thrash back and forth. After a second skink lost its tail today, the adults did the holding of the creatures. The detached tails were collected and saved to feed pet snakes at home.

Adventurers of all ages are welcome.

The first rattlesnake was a small Western Pacific. Steve says this is one of the more common snakes around. It was reddish, small, and coiled up under one of the early boards. Its angular triangular head was impossible to mistake for anything but a member of the pit viper family.

I only got a peek at the second snake which was slithering down a hole by the time I got there. The people who saw it said it had quite a large meal (read “lump”) moving down its body.

The third snake I only heard about, but Chad and Christian saw the evidence. Apparently the front half of the group on the trail came upon a young rattler trying to swallow a large mouse. The mouse got halfway down its throat before it thought the better of it and regurgitated it out. Chad and Christian had seen the dead mouse and had been confused why the back half of the mouse looked normal and the front half looked like it had been pulled through a narrow hoop and stretched!

If you look closely, you can see that this angry tiger centipede is biting the glove so forcefully that he is lifting the leather up. His poison is actually in his two curved stingers on his tail, like a scorpion.

Fascinating day. Thanks to the Southwestern Field Herping Volunteers! We’ll see you May 12 (unfortunately, the May 5 walk conflicts with the OC Waldorf School May Faire).

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Look Ma, no ‘poo!

Twenty years ago I was introduced to the idea that shampoo might be superfluous. This was a mind-blowing concept to me. My German friend explained to me that we wash all the oil out of hair and then re-add grease via conditioner; if we left our hair alone, then it would reach an equilibrium and need neither shampoo nor conditioner.

I tried it for a month. My hair was greasy and too much fluff got stuck in it. It never reached the equilibrium I’d hoped for, so I reached for the shampoo, and went back to nearly daily shampooing.

But over the years, I’ve experimented with going longer and longer periods of time between washing. I’ve observed that my diet affects the grease level of my hair (and face) immensely.

Over the last year, I was delighted to start hearing about a trend called “no ‘poo” which is “no shampoo.” This trend comes out of a desire to cut down on plastic consumption, a desire to to avoid sodium laurel sulfates, and a desire to simplify overall. I ‘m been trying it, and I like it.

Instead of shampoo, I use baking soda (Arm & Hammer, bulk at Costco) and vinegar (Bragg’s organic – $4/bottle). You wash your scalp in a solution of baking soda and water, and then you rinse out your hair with vinegar and water. My friend, Reanna, has been doing this for a year now. She says her hair feels neither worse nor better than when washed with shampoo.

As for me, I go back and forth.

I wash my hair with shampoo (sodium laurel sulfate-free) about once every 10 days.

PROS OF NO ‘POO

  • No extra bottle clutter in the shower
  • Inexpensive
  • Completely non-toxic
  • Christian loves to mix up the baking soda and water (I use two small plastic dishes, that I fill before going into the shower)

CONS OF NO ‘POO

  • No shampoo smell
  • Husband occasionally requests toxic shampoo wash, says my hair is too stiff and bristly
  • While I don’t mind the no ‘poo look for everyday wear, when I want look more dressed up, a good conventional shampoo and blow-dry is still worth it.
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It’s Happening in Space: Claudia Bucher, a Morphospective

Octavaro (2010)

Born of a strange confluence between Pacific Standard Time, Mike Kelley’s suicide, and the unanticipated liquidation of her father’s art foundation, Claudia Bucher’s upcoming show at L2Contemporary could be expected to have a bitter tone. Thankfully, any darkness is tempered by longing, hope, and the lighter side of science-fiction, escapism. Exploding out of a decaying, Swiss-made wooden clock (her father was Swiss-born), relics and mementos of Bucher’s past are encased in archival plastic, and used to create transparent, curved walls and sci-fi architecture around the room. The suspended apparent chaos might remind some of Maurizio Cattelan’s retrospective, “All” at the Guggenheim, and it’s true, Bucher’s show is also the beginning of a retrospective of sorts, specifically addressing Bucher’s life from 0 to 26 (the rest will come later) and is largely suspended throughout the room. But that’s where the similarity ends, because Bucher’s installation is not an amalgamated mobile of her past works, but uses actual documentation and real records about and not just from her life as an artist, to create an installation that addresses the very question of recovering and reframing fading histories. It is in a real way, a show of ephemera about ephemerality.

There has been an impressive amount press of press coverage throughout Bucher’s life – indeed, not many of us can create sculptures literally papered with newspaper articles about our lives or and families – so it is ironic that Bucher is “preoccupied with lost histories, erasure, invisibility, ephemerality, the unearthing and reframing of histories.” Furthermore, Bucher’s work, often performative, and has ever been shown only once or twice, and exist now only in documentation.

Although Bucher made art news with performative body installations (she was once mistaken for a prostitute selling her body in a shop window – even though she was fully clothed and wearing car parts on her head in Claud’s Body Shop, 1988), recent exhibitions just how far Bucher can get away from the visceral performative, without leaving her body or personal history behind. Skinray Explorer 1 (2009), for instance, is representative of her newer work. Bucher constructed a tissue paper mold of herself, and then engulfed the feather-light, delicate “astral body” in a winged, manta-suit made of also made of tissue and sheer fabric. The entire piece is strung to the ceiling like a complex marionette, ready at moment’s notice to launch into the ether sphere. Like an astral body, it is a vehicle of escape; a way to float out of the mundane pain of existence; a means of being and not-being Claudia.

In this “morphospective”, Bucher uses the past to build a present that looks like the future, with the transparent walls recalling similar space (or deep sea) aesthetic. Get lost in the room and you will find yourself scrutinizing news paper articles of Ca Laboratories International (her performance space in Florida in the mid-80’s which later lead to the start of the Critical Art Ensemble with Steve Kurtz) or gazing at an oil painting Bucher did in high school, right next to an original painting by Milic od Macve, which inspired it.

But what can these ethereal fantasy space ships have to do with death, retrospectives, and family estates? They become the vehicle for what Bucher calls “a sense of past-present-future as a looped simultaneity with form and structure … contrary to the idea of the linear “timeline.” It is more of an investigation into the complexity of influences, and the level of personal is deep enough to resonate universally. Happily, unlike Cattelan’s show, this “morphospective” does not mark an end of an art career, but simply a deserved mid-career pause to look backwards.

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Caine’s Arcade

This great video has been making the rounds.

It just goes to show that kids really do only need cardboard, tape, and their imaginations to do whatever they want. BOREDOM is necessary for CREATION.

I love Caine’s Cardboard Arcade. I especially love the ticket dispenser!

Caine’s Arcade from Nirvan Mullick on Vimeo.

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